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The Plane Ride

by

Beck Fenton

 

I rode all the way to Boston with them. Behind them actually. I was going down to see my youngest grand-baby before he got too big for me to hold. I so hated traveling. It's hard on my joints. This trip was all paid for though, and I guessed I might as well take it, or I'd hear about it until the cows came home. Listen to me go on, would you? Think I'd never traveled before! Well, I have to say I never traveled like this before. This time I was behind them.

 I got on and went right to a seat and spread out my stuff hoping no one would sit next to me. I'm pretty ample and I like having elbow room. This was supposed to be a half empty flight, so I crossed my fingers and tried to look pathetic.

Luck held and we were in the air too fast for my comfort. I picked up my knitting and half listened to the conversation the couple in front of me were having. I mostly heard his deep voice, sounding like he was trying to reassure his companion. Soothing deep voice he had. I liked hearing his murmurs. Made me relax. I could feel myself drifting off to sleep, and I might have done exactly that, if it weren't for my bladder. Damn old thing.

When I got back he was quiet for a while. I got a ways done on the blanket I was making, when I heard him like he was sitting next to me.

"Sleep and it will be like floating on clouds of cotton. Relax and I'll sail away with you. Down the slope of blue, down, down, until we feel the joy of total release. Sleep with me and we'll fly together."

I must admit I let my temper get the better of me. Here I was a decent woman who slept with only one man and he was enough for me. I couldn't believe his gall.

"Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall." I began singing the only song I knew all the words to. It always kept my kids awake on the school bus trips.

I felt his voice leave me as I kept singing. A few other people chuckled and some even joined me. We started to land around thirty bottles. I gathered my stuff as fast as I could, and hurried off the plane. I took one final look at the man in front of me. Almost scared me silly. I could see his eyes. I mean any eyes at all. Of course looking back on it, he must have had them, but I couldn't see them. He must have had them, right?